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Leaders in many field, brilliant scientists, innovators and doctors…

Then you got evolution deniers, racists, people who believe in the bible literally and people who couldn’t locate Belarus on a map (I bet you’re going to look it up now).

How is this possible?

The sad thing is, most "home grown Americans" seem to be idiots these days…these days alot of our scientists, doctors, and innovators are imported from India and China….its a real shame cause this country used to lead the world…now we get made of for being stupid….

Sorry for the length, but I would really really appreciate it if you could read it! Thank you!

Alright, so I got drunk for the first time last Sunday (so, what, 5 days ago?), and ever since then I’ve been feeling kind of weird. (I’m 16 y/o female btw)
To be honest I don’t think it’s anything to do with me having gotten drunk, but as I only started feeling weird after I did I can’t rule it out.

I’ve just been feeling out of it really.
- Whenever I say anything, it feels like it wasn’t really me that said it. I know that I said it and I know I planned to say it, but after I’ve said it it feels like I didn’t really say it.
- I can’t seem to concentrate very well. I feel restless and bored all the time. If I get into doing something though I’ll feel okay, but if I get interrupted I’ll start feeling weird.
- It feels like nothing is real. Earlier today I seriously wondered if I was dreaming this and if I would wake up sometime.
- When I’m talking to people, I keep saying the first thing that comes to mind. This is really unusual for me because I usually think about what I say before I say it. I also seem to have been talking more recently, saying things I would never usually say.
- I seem to have lost my sense of time. Yes, it wasn’t brilliant to start with, but now it’s just gone. For example, I can’t remember exactly what I did, but I did something like walking up the stairs and it seemed like an hour had passed by when I got upstairs.
- I feel sort of fuzzy, as if I’m watching someone else instead of actually doing what I’m doing. It’s as though I’m in someone else’s body just observing.

That really doesn’t sum up how I feel, but I have no idea how to explain it. I just feel really out of it and not myself. There are more things, but I don’t know how to put it.

Also I’ve noticed that one of my pupils is sometimes bigger than the other. I’ve noticed it about four times, but obviously I’m not always looking in a mirror to see. It’s always been my left pupil that’s bigger than my right. I noticed this for the first time before Sunday when I got drunk.

Sorry for the long question/post/whatever, but I would really appreciate some thoughts on what could be wrong with me, if anything. Is it just stress and anxiety, or could it be something more?
Thanks so much for reading.
@Amanda - This is the first time I’ve actually been drunk. Yes I’ve had drink before, but never got drunk like this time. Since Sunday I haven’t had any more though, and I don’t plan to any time soon!
@Claude B - I should have mentioned that I was round my best friend’s house. It was me and three other people, plus her mother.
I know there is no way any of them would have put anything in any drinks, plus they were in unopened bottles and we shared.

Yes I have the answer, STOP DRINKING YOU’RE TOO YOUNG! DON’T WRECK YOUR LIFE YOUNG!

Hope I helped[: